Some recent conversations that prove I'm...

A: Losing my hearing... OR
B: Losing my mind!

Case in point:

1. While the engineer was installing my internet on Tuesday, we started chatting about markets in London.
Internet guy: You should go check out Wembley Market.
Me: Where's that?
Internet guy: In Wembley.
Me: Right. I realized as soon as that question came out of my mouth, that it sounded ridiculous.
(Perhaps that's partly why he put the website up on my computer once he installed my internet. He probably thought I didn't know how to search for it!)

2. This morning at 7:45am, a friend was giving me a tour of her new flat before we drove to apprentice lectures. When I was introduced to her flatmate, I asked, "Where are you from?"
Flatmate: South... (I heard 'Brixton').
Me (assuming that it was somewhere in south England): I grew up in Canada, so my geography isn't that good. Where abouts is that?
Flatmate: In the south of Africa, like it sounds.
Me (slightly embarrassed as I start putting 2+2 together): Nice.

2 minutes later when getting into the car with my friend...
Me: Where did your flatmate say she was from?
Friend: South Africa!
Me: Yeah, that was embarrassing. I just basically told her that Canadians don't know where that is!

3. This afternoon when I was trying to catch the tube to a friend's house, along with a bunch of other people, I had to "top up" on my oyster card (kind of like a metropass). I went to a machine that had a "notes" (bills) slot and put my 10 pounds in. The machine ate my money and wouldn't give it back. I was eventually able to get an Underground employee to come and open up to the machine and reimburse me. My friend came up to see what the problem was. She pointed to the machine and said, "E, the sign right above you says 'Cards and coins only. No notes.'" Yeah. Thankful for patient friends.

4. And tonight, while riding the tube home with those same friends, we were talking about organic produce and good food choices. They were telling me that they think I'd appreciate seeing "Food Inc", except that it might really make me not want to eat meat anymore.
Friend: Yeah, it's pretty harmful for the ____ (I heard "firemen").
Me: Pardon me?
Friend: It's pretty harmful for the ____ (still heard "firemen").
She kept on explaining her point while I sat there very perplexed, trying to figure out how firemen and poor animal conditions are related. Are the factories and storehouses more likely to burn down, causing more fires for the firemen to go to? Are chickens that aren't fed well more likely to catch fire? Do poor animal conditions include burning them? Ah! I don't get it!
Friend: It's just so bad for the environment.
Me: Oh! It's harmful for the environment, NOT the firemen! I get it!

Today during a lecture, WHM's field leader for England, who was teaching a great seminar, told us that most humans only use about 10% of their brain. I think this week proved that I usually only use 5%.