(Yes, that's a Rhino)

Dear feet,
I just wanted to take a moment and thank you for hanging in there with all this walking we've been doing lately. I know I've asked you to step it up a bit, pick up the pace, and make due with running around Camden everyday. Ya done good. What a pair you make! Your neighbours upstairs, the Knees, have been complaining about all the stress I've been putting on them, so I can only imagine that you're feeling a tad of resentment with all this walking, too. I can tell your frustration comes to a surface with the blisters, the odour, the swelling. So here's a bit of affirmation and thanks for sticking together and getting me where I've needed to go.
While we're on the topic of walking, I wanted to ask a favour. Would you mind just picking yourselves up a bit and not tripping over all the cracks? It's become a daily occurrence where the rest of the body goes flying forward because you two can't seem to pull yourselves up. I don't know how you manage to do it everyday, but I know you get a kick out of it, especially since it's always infront of strangers.
The rest of the body that you're attached to thanks you kindly!
Sincerely,
The rest of your body